If you give Jay a Diet Coke

If you give Jay a Diet Coke before bedtime he will wake up 90 minutes later and not be able to go to sleep.

If he can't go to sleep he'll do just about everything: turn the air conditioner up to get the house cooler; go to the bathroom; get a drink of water; turn the girls' iPod speakers off and play 75 minutes of Scrabble.

After getting drowsy after going 21-2 in Scrabble, his arm falls asleep after laying on his side, waking him up He snores while laying on his back, waking him up. He then is startled awake after his wife's feint cry while having some sort of nightmare. He continues to do more turning in bed than NASCAR driver.

After turning, he briefly falls asleep before waking up to his wife's alarm at 5:15, 6:15 and 7:15.

Now Camdyn is awake watching TV and asking to play cards, while Iz, who now cherishes sleep finally, is yelling at everyone to be quiet while slamming her door. Meanwhile, Libby, who watched the Rangers' 3-2 win over Suzanne's Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, formerly the California Angels, last night is dead asleep.

Doesn't appear her sneak drinks of mom's DC did her a disservice.

Now Jay needs needs a DC to get through the day and when night comes he won't be able to sleep.